Your cat will never ever forgive you for doing this to him or her. I would say that if the kittens of the world found out I gave you the idea to do it, they will turn on me, and trust me, that is the last thing I need.
What I am talking about are Kitty Wigs. They are little wigs especially made for your feline friend (or enemy if you try and put one on them). They are available now for a low price of $US50. In the box you get the crazy wig of your choice (from a selection of four, which is said to grow soon) a mouse rattle (to get your cats attention while you make it look stupid) and a pawproof case to protect your wig from the revenge your cat will surely take out on it. If they do a Marge Simpson wig I will be so down with buying one of these.
Go to the Kitty Wig Website to buy one now, Or over to the RedFerret Blog for more info.